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31-05-2004, 05:06 PM
I've been looking forward to seeing this movie for sometime, and last night it finally happened.
Van Helsing (http://www.moviemaze.de/media/poster/751.html?counter=1) is clearly a movie that will only appeal to a certain audience with it's entire story based around folklore and fictitious horror characters. In fact one of the reasons I was so interested in seeing this movie was that it included such classic figures as Dracula (http://www.moviemaze.de/media/poster/751.html?counter=6), Frankenstein's Monster (http://www.moviemaze.de/media/poster/751.html?counter=5), Igor, The Wolfman (http://www.moviemaze.de/media/poster/751.html?counter=4) and Mr Hyde. And of course there was Kate Beckinsale to consider as well ;)

I thought the story began quite well and even brought a new perspective to the Frankenstein Monster portraying him as an intelligent creature who was the tragic victim of circumstance rather than the typical mindless rampaging brute we're accustomed to.

Van Helsing (http://www.moviemaze.de/media/poster/751.html?counter=2) (Hugh Jackman) is an agent of the church charged with the holy duty of hunting down and destroying evil in all it's forms. However he is by no means a holyman, simply the guy who get's the job done when no one else can. This he does with the aid of special weaponry developed by a department of monks reminiscent of Q from James Bond. Unfortunatley the outside world doesn't understand his vocation and has branded him a murderer and wanted man. So why does this man of action bow to the will of the church when all he receives in return is notoriety? In steps his mysterious past of which he has no memory except glympses of events which would predate a man of his age by hundreds of years. In return for his services the church has promised to aid him in unveiling that of which he has no memory.

I quite enjoyed the fight scenes where cgi animation and real actors were blended very well allowing Van Helsing to unleash his arsenal (my fave was the machinegun crossbow) upon a variety of monsters with passable realism. Unfortunately this film fell into the trap that seems to be catching many movies at the moment, which is relying too heavily on cgi. What I mean by this is that inhuman characters can be brilliantly made using this technology but human movement is yet to be mastered. What was formally done using wire-work or stuntmen is now being done using cgi, and the technology just isn't ready. Human characters simply look too fake when done with cgi and I would advise any director to avoid using it in this fashion like the plague. Van Helsing was definately guilty of using cgi where it should not have.

At the beginning of this review I stated the story began well, unfortunatley I can't say this for the ending. After sitting through a thoroughly enjoyable movie I was presented with an ending which to me seemed rushed...like they'd run out of ideas and just wanted it over with. Without giving the story away all I can say is that way too many of the finishing events were based on chance. Now I know most movies involve the good guys being saved from peril by chance, but this was rediculously reliant on blind bloody luck of the most obscene kind. One good thing I can say about the ending though is that the final showdown between Dracula and Van Helsing was worth it with a good old fashioned make or break brawl erupting between the two.

Overall i'm glad I went to see it, but they could have made so much more out of this movie.

7/10

The Official Van Helsing movie site (http://www.vanhelsingmovie.com/)

31-05-2004, 07:28 PM
Did anyone else think Dracula's little minions looked like a jawa on crack?

01-06-2004, 01:34 PM
Dude they even sounded like jawa on crack

01-06-2004, 06:27 PM
i didnt really like the movie. the special effects were cool tho

02-06-2004, 07:15 PM
Would you care to expand on that?

03-06-2004, 12:48 AM
havent seen this yet - was thinking of going gold calss to see it...worth a visit to a cinema?

03-06-2004, 07:47 AM
I think so. It's a big action flick with lots of special effects. I saw it in W'bool cinema and enjoyed it alot.

28-06-2004, 01:02 PM
The end was SO dramatic tho.... it was really not funny.....I do admit that the final fight between Van and some other guy was seriously awesome. Well, apparently it was awesome. There was a lot of moving and jiggling about, although I was too busy looking at Hugh's pants to pay any attention to what was going on. He must work out. His ass wa.... Ummm.. Yeah. The last fight was cool. I guess...

I would recommend ppl to watch this movie.

29-06-2004, 05:58 AM
Dude part of the mystery of the character is that you don't know who he is until the end, and you go and tell everyone!!! Why don't you just spoil the rest of the story while you're at it.

29-06-2004, 02:10 PM
nice edit :D

29-06-2004, 03:54 PM
Thanks. I'll take credit for that. ;)

29-06-2004, 11:59 PM
lol, nice work

01-07-2004, 09:03 PM
but ppl that have even seen the movie didn't work it out..... most the time I had to tell them.


And whats with the whole..... battle between van and some dude??????? ya could of edited a little better couldn't you?????

getting slack beef in your old age (based on you being older than me instantly makes you old...lol!!!!)

01-07-2004, 09:52 PM
ask and ye shall receive...

02-07-2004, 08:15 AM
LMFAO! Beefy the Mad Post Editor strikes again. :)
Why Gros, I never knew you liked Hugh Jackman so much...LOL

02-07-2004, 10:04 AM
hahaha.....lol, not right dude.

will goto morb find pplz looking at me strangly..... nothing worse then horny nerds!!!!! So if I was to ask you now to change it to something, a little less arousing for the nerd masses, you would do it right?????

02-07-2004, 02:06 PM
LMAO, you should know better than to tempt Beefy

04-07-2004, 06:29 PM
prolly

09-02-2005, 09:29 PM
I think clawcity's review was right on the money and i agree with his lot of his comments sure this a big whiz bang action film but CGI monsters may bore people unless they know a bit about the myths and folklore behind them. Not a excellent film but it is worth watching and very enjoyable try a mixture of Van Helsing , pizza a few mates and your choice intoxicating agent.

09-02-2005, 10:22 PM
I dont usually like vampire movies, but this was an exception. So was blade 3

10-02-2005, 10:27 AM
try a mixture of Van Helsing , pizza a few mates and your choice intoxicating agent.That's how we used to watch Monty Python movies when I was younger. It's amazing how funny they can be when you're enebriated

10-02-2005, 04:45 PM
nothing ever beats the holy grail - still the best movie of all time.

08-04-2005, 01:10 PM
Van Helsing, is an excellent movie. i watched a pirate copy of it and it was of great quality. i liekd it how they have mixed different story characters into the one movie to create a good move. i rate it a 7/10 :!:

14-09-2005, 09:42 PM
lol. i saw it too

20-08-2007, 09:02 PM
shit anyone that didnt like van helsing has to take a closer look. its awsome and kate beckonsdale just helps. she is hot ubt a crappy actor i spose. i thought the vampires looked real as tho, congrates on the director.