slutty

im a slutty
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hi im a little slut and my ass is quite streched how do i fix this problem so i don't crap my bed at sleeptimes??

Ask Silencer. While he's more an expert in goats than people, he still knows more about stretched asses than most...

bahaha

way to start on the forums man!

I rather liked it too.. :) reminds me of me...

I have a couple of suggestions.

1. Always go out and pickup - that way you can do your bowel movements in somebody else bed

2. Start an exercise program for your anus, with a lot of hardwork your should be able to rectify your rectum.

3. Learn to like the feel of plastic - so that way you can have plastic sheets

4. Drink shit loads of alcohol, that way you'll pass out rather than go to bed

5. train your goat to lick out your anus everynight, that way you'll wake up clean and refreshed

6. take 21 Mg of lead right between the eyes at 15m/s

7.Sneak into a nursing Home - its so common there they won't even notice

8. Get Mad Goats desease - and then you won't give a shit

9. Stop eating - if you don't eat you can't crap

10. Learn to enjoy sleeping in shit - since you are obviously already a sick slut, whats one more perveted act anyway

lol... ok kheldar that list was WAY too well thought out...

I'm on a roll :D

points given where deserved :)

Now that you've givin him a list wouldn't you love to know which ones he will try...

I rather like the sound of answer 7.

Ill take the lying down approach to it all and try and mingle in with the sinial lote. who knowz might even score with the old chicks, i heard they fuck like veitnemes prostitutes, and taking pills, afternoon naps and nurses that whipe your ass sound like the place for me.;)

lol... i think i'll lock this thread now...

narves/funsoft

u am the mad fool...and this thread does deserve the locking...

indeed... its getting scary..

oh come on.. it's a funny thread.. just move it to General Discussion and re-open it.. :) come on..

err.. no.

why not? It's a bit silly if we just sit here and post in it, because we are the only ones that can..

well, stop replying to me then.

As if I'm gonna let you have the last say in this. I mean, even if we did re-open it now, it's soo far off topic, that it wouldn't really matter anymore..

damnit, u want what I want... and thats a good point, so i'll leave it reopen from ur action rather than closing it and spoiling your fun :)

but it's off topic now, so we might as well close it again.

but you're the one who wanted to reopen it!

closed by admin...