From that Geek Princess, the Crazy Bitch!!

Heya fellas,

Just wanted to tell you all how much i enjoyed MorB5 (not matter how "owned" i got!!) and thank all the organisers. As far as i could tell it was a job well done!
Thankz much also to all you guys that helped me (you know who you are), 'cause i had no fucking clue what was going on more than half the time :oops: !

I would also like to mention that fucking mArVeLoUs (if perhaps MiRaCuLoUs!) game of DoD that i did VERY well in!! Do NOT listen to Choppa and Delta, i "OWNED" that one fucking time!! I was on top of the listy thing AND had the most kills. Fuck your ratios; I rule! :D

Can't wait for the next one,
Luv much, the Only Chick There.

PS. Damo and Jarrod's porno movie will be on sale at MorB6, and baby is it NaStY! (Bunky filmed ;))

PPS. DIE GARDINER YOU DIRTY DIRTY SLUT!!!

ROFL

I knew it.

Did bunky just flim or did he also direct ???

Oh yeah, Bunky wrote, directed and filmed the whole thing! That's why there's so much fisting in it... :twisted:
- VBkitten

haha,
"I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET" - SileNceR

HOW THE HELL....







oh shit sks... our secret colection is out...

Wellity Wellity......
if it aint my mitten teh kitten
I must say i aint fisted a bitch that much since i was like 16....
thank u so much gorgeous...

EVERYTIME IN THAT WINDOW ROOM IN JAGD.... lemme give u mofos a run down......

Bunky busts into the room like a mutha fucking freight train..... and this busty wench is there with her enfield all lined up..... she turns to the demon... and screams..... shoot it all over me big guy... and WAMMMO...... She went down quicker than damos mum...... And im all like comon baby work that corpse for me..... BAM BAM BAM..... /me desecrates her bloody corpse FIST STYLE.........

this happend like 4 or five times...... by the 5th time she knew i was coming and set up a party in my pants for me.....
BAM i rush in..... and here she lays on the floor prone waiting to gimme a reverse birth BUT OH NO........ /me unzips my pants and bitch slaps her with the bunky B good special.......
last thing i heard her say was take it easy big guy... but too late...... i was balls deep in her corpse and loving it.... the only way i know how..... TEH FISTY FISTY.. BAM
in a sence i was " Packing it in" /me looks at dave and knee
Thanks kitty for a fisting ill never forget......

Dont let it cross your mind i wouldnt mind fisting a dead girl.
BOOOOOMSHANKA.....
/me kisses kitty..... ta babe... was a blast... *cough*facial

BURHA and im out..... Demon of the Fist
=Blitz=BunkyMUTHAF$#kingB

I read that, and the first thing that comes to mind is...you're a SMACKTARD!

omfg... seriously someone needs to get off the weed.... and whatever else they are on :S
Caitlyn why is it no one seen u 0wn in that game? lmao i only ever saw u on the bottom lmao
but you did do well ;) need more girls to go to lans.. much more interesting...

I read that, and the first thing that comes to mind is...you're a SMACKTARD!

Amen to that, brother... A-bloody-men.

THATS the Bunky B good special!

and sif kitty claims the "only girl there" title, there was like 2 others! and jane for some part..

ahahhah. the Day summed up in tru BunkyB style...


as for the comments against him /SLAP! i'd be carefull... he might know where u live.. and a sleep fisting is not enjoyable... trust me..

Hehehe, no worries Bunkz you crazy muthafukker! Speaking of which... i had a chat to Delta's mum, and she said she found the Bunky B Good experience quite pleasant also.
She also said to thank you for showing her son a good time, altho she'd prefer it that he was able to sit down at least a week afterwards, give or take a few days. ;) :P

BunkyB U da man

Speaking of which... i had a chat to Delta's mum, and she said she found the Bunky B Good experience quite pleasant also.


Can someone please enlighten me....how does one find an entire fist, ripping an enormous hole (the size of a BunkyB hole) pleasant? I mean, unless your a farking vampire and you get off on the whole blood EVERYWHERE thing...or maybe she enjoyed the 'female prostate' stimulation??

No idea...

oh you say that now...

HA! so the point stands..... she loved it :P
i have to be honest.... she gave as good as she recieved...
/me grins

oh well time for my bloodbath!
BURHA and im out!
BOOMSHANKA you F%$king puerto Ricans...
PACK THAT IN!.... [Insert BunkyB special in here]

LOL

Bunky's a bit softie at heart :D

cant you tell?? :lol:

LMAO sounds like I missed SUCH a good lan! :) Im definately going to the next one

Bunky an kitten sittin in a tree

F.I.S.T.I.N.G

Subz god damn it didnt we talk about your sig.... its meant to say united we stand.... FISTING WE FALL!
BURHA MERFUCKINGCEDES

i think u need to get this fisting fettetish out of your system man...

Yeh like seriously. Shes only 15... not big enough for a fist yet. lmao. wait till shes 20 for cryin out loud!

age is no obstacle - FISTING is somethin u WILL grow into if u are anywhere near BB.. - and the fetish aint goin away anytime soon delta so keep that hole sewed up!

Good looking girls at a LAN, and getting fisted at LAN as well!!

Where was the camera on that one guys. Next LAN I want to see the same thing happen and then have the pics posted on the site.

After reading this thread all I can say is "I need to pay more bloody attention at LAN's to my surroundings." Good looking girls I did not see (reffering to single girls, no offence Jane), let alone fisting and this mysterious woman known only as Delta's mum that I obviously need to meet. There is just so much more to a LAN than I ever realised.

I would also like to make mention of the fact that there was at least 4 females at the lan

Jane, how could anyone forget the presence of this one, taking all our money as if it was her god given right :roll:

Nicky also known as CHAOS.

Kitty in my opinion the most psychotic chick iv'e had the pleasure to meet in a long time. :twisted:

And my Missus to which im 100 percent certain was there because i seem to remember wandering around like a lost sheep fo approx 3 hrs because i had no computer, i got served an eviction notice :oops:

i would like to say thankyou to all of those who remembered that i was there for a little while. i normally stay all weekend but that day i had three parties on so i made a show at them all.
but next lan i will be there. :)

my Mum DID arrive for the lucky few that saw her :)

and the few that didnt realise..

my Mum DID arrive for the lucky few that saw her :)

yeah, i didn't realise driving on the grass was ok, but if delta's mum can do it, why can't everyone else? :D

She was there??? Did I see her?

i dunno if she got out of the car, but if u were outside just as i arrived, very breifly after that she drove over the grass -around- the portable in a little white car... some sort of japanese hatchback or soemthing i think it is...

sshe popped in and said hi, well, atleast to lemming that is - anyone who was there at that moment knows how funny that was
Lemming: "Hey damo say hi to ya mum for me!"
Damos mum: "Hi there!"

sifnt realise when shes in teh house!

http://laer.nu/captions/boxers.php?text=ebg13Ohaxl%27f+Ovgpurf%2P+pbzva+gb +trg+lbh

http://laer.nu/captions/bj.php?text=ebg13fXhYYfUbG+ybirf+gru+pnjx

http://laer.nu/captions/jess2.php?text=ebg13101+jnlf+gb+erpvrir+Ohaxlf+svf g%3N+gur+Tenqhngrf+thvqr

LMAO

Sorry ladies!!! I never saw you! (musta been in grading land)
Good work anyways! All these boys need to have there arses kicked by a women at least a few times aday! (YES gentlemen, i am well aware of how bad I lost through out the LAN, but! that ONE bloody game.... :twisted: )
- kitty

Oh and Munch, am I really psychotic just cause i wanna cut off bunky's fist, place it on the end of a six foot barge pole and RAM it up his easily penetrable arse untill it finds its exit from his left nostril?!?
( :shock: <- Bunky's facial expression upon entry)

Oh and Munch, am I really psychotic just cause i wanna cut off bunky's fist, place it on the end of a six foot barge pole and RAM it up his easily penetrable arse untill it finds its exit from his left nostril?!?
( :shock: <- Bunky's facial expression upon entry)
such a lovely young girl, ain't she? :D

yeah, aint she :D :D

She does kinda grow on you though.....sorta like fungus....

i know of one part that grows on me when she's around..

LMFAO, well I was too polite to say.....

LMFAO, well I was too polite to say.....
And has that ever stopped you before??

Yeah well she appears to be more dangerous when riled than most of the guys here

hehe, the DaNgErOuS part is right, but FUNGUS!?
you are in serious, serious trouble next time me meet Claw; from me, my rifle and my Bunky-Fist-Stick!
and skullshot, you just get plain ol' bitch slapped!
:twisted:

promises, promises kitty :D

OH ITS ON NOW.... and im talking about kitty on my fist
*sqealch*
BOOMSHANKA
now she aint nothing but my puppet
oh yeah
everyone kitty shall from now on be know as FUPPET
its when u cross a fist with a puppet
TAKE THAT!
:twisted:

Just doesn't have the same brutal effect as her post.... she wins.

*VIPSTER* Shakes head

:roll:

*VIPSTER* Shakes head
Ummm... why did you put your name in * *?

Skullshot won't be the only one to get slapped around in a minute !! :lol:

What the...?

I think i'm equally confused...

I believe he was threatening to bestow physical vilonce upon you

Him, threaten me? Ahahahahaha.... Now THAT's funny...

Ok bitches, keep these male-on-male tendencies to yourselves or the BunkyFist-On-A-Stick will be heading all your ways.
I swear you guys squabble like a bunch of really bitch-looking hens. Play nice, or the arse feathers will fly...

One could find maturity in the vigerous spankings of an 89 year old practising dominatrix. You could find tolerance in many places as well, such as being able to continualy be successfull at faining interest in highly repetitive war stories, ay munch. The building of ones character may be achieved by defining a more convincing way then "cuz" when explaining why so many of us are smacktards.

No real reason for this post, but then there is yet to be a real reason presented for life either. Both started with the thought "Seemed like a good idea at the time."

nice interlode there Tholian. Very to the point and have significant backing for your arguments, or am I just sounding like my philosophy teacher now? Furls Rules!!

no no, please continue. The enlightend thoughts of any one individual have the power to speed up the evolution of the human race.

really i thought that was teenage pregnancys[/quote]

so u say jiz on teh fist before hand?... what an idea!

Did this thread actually have a topic to begin with???

There are some sad people in this world and you guys (and girl) have gone out to prove it. Could we perhaps change the subject to some other then fisting. I'm pretty certain a girl would be pretty sore after that much fisting. Dont car what to just change it. :twisted:

i do beleve that this thread is still on topic.

Speaking of girl(s), there's gonna me more chicks at MorB6! Or at least there should be, and it's a target i'm gonna aim for. I've already convinced JohnnyBravo's g/f (Siân) to come and there's a few others that have shown some interest, (emphisis on SOME).

and for those of you who think our chosen topic of conversation sad; no ones forcing you to read! the joke may be getting old, but some of us still think its funny. lol, ok, it is sad... hahaha

the joke? the thread was almost entirely off topic before your post... lol

more chicks ay? we should get some more events happening.. foxy boxing... jelly wrestleing o o wet tshirt comp, if you want sKs ill be admin for these comps

LOL, for a minute there i thought u meant you wanted to see sks in a wet, see-thru tshirt! hahaha
ReOw!

who doesnt!

who hasn't?

/me raises hand

and I don't want to either :D

damo will upload the video for you all ;) :twisted:

sks in a wet tshirt i'm there u sexy thing!!!!!!!!!

NO, my eyes my eyes!!! :shock:

When and Where :D :!: [/img][/b]

Shutup Fireafter... Nobody wants to here from a person who thinks its not cheating to wipe peanutbutter on ya balls and let your dog lick it of...... because its your dog. Ok its SICK!!!!!!

it is... oh shit.

doing it and getting damo's mum to lick it off is ok... unless you're damo... cos then it's your mum...

Ummm.... You guys do know what it is exactly you are talking about.... :? right??

No.... Do you???? Seriously because I don't know, I see someone talking about something and then I continue on with that.... What was the original topic anyway? :?:

i dunno.. lost kitten was crapping on??? lol nothing better to do but crap on! all she ever did!! :P

neck up WN, ya knobjockey! :x
for your information this thread did start out with a genuine topic... but its mutated into something else. it probably should be labelled "Damo's Mum" now... fuck, everything should be labelled Damo's Mum!! So much for MorB.
you could all use catchy phrases like "Damo's Mum, here we Cum!" before every LAN.
ahhh, what a charming thought....



....(frickinweirdarselittlehornyretards)....

Trust you to think of something like that....

I thought you were better than that... i was wrong.. you just like skullshot!

hehe, i'll take that as a compliment! but only cause its jarrod!

shhh dont tell anyone but me and kitty are eloping, and we are gunna hire damos mum for that weekend!

you sure she isn't already booked out? I hear she's a pretty hot item...

i dunno.. lost kitten was crapping on??? lol nothing better to do but crap on!

lmfao, sounds a lot like some1 else!!!!

shhh dont tell anyone but me and kitty are eloping, and we are gunna hire damos mum for that weekend!

You're leaving Jane? Woohoo! I told you she would be mine.....
I wonder if Amy will get angry if I call the wedding off with 3 weeks to go? :)

I'd say you'll win that little wager you and her have going...

I'd say you'll win that little wager you and her have going...

You mean "Whoever dies first, WINS!"? It would be the most painful and bloody win of my life (and death). Maybe I'll pass.

So kitten is ditching her boy for skulls who is ditching Jane so they can elope. Phil is going after Jane after leaving his soon to be wife and somewhere in there is an enjoyable experiance with delta's mum (I really have to met this woman to see what the fuss is about) Sounds like the forums is developing its own soap opera. Maybe a thread could be started with a bit of an RPG feel were people act out characters for a drama, lol

Speaking of phils wedding though, his bucks party is this wekend and I was wondering if we could get delta's mum (cuz she sounds hot) to be the stripper for the evening.

i think.. U SHOULD ALL GGF!

by your mum? too late :D

LMFAO, good call Si!

AND I AM NOT ELOPING WITH JARROD OR PREFORMING HIS CIRCUMCISION! (for those of you not present for that conversation; yes, you have every reason to be freaked out right now, as was i!!!)
I refuse to elope with a man who keeps killing me in DoD. It's just not logical is it. Jezza's in cause i can kick his arse at it :P
(c'mon babe, confess!!)

Good LANage guys ;) TOLD you we would play DoD!!! :D :twisted:

i think he just likes 'stabbing you' with his 'little knife'... ;)

ahh kitty, thats the plan, the more we convince em we aint eloping, the easier it will be for us to disappear un-noticed ;)
i get it ;)

Skull, when did you want to borrow my spy cam again?

Spy cams good :wink:

WK, prepare to be bitch slapped. :twisted:

I get the feeling he'd quite like that...

But don't we all :wink:

bitch slapped? u mean man slapped :P

..you like guys to slap you around?..whatever man i got nothin against faggs

I know you don't nuke.... You know what I'm talking about :wink:

Is it just me or is the timing on this web site really screwy. Like greggs says its june 2002, mine reckons its may this year... someone elses is march...... WHATS GOING ON, ITS FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!

date joined maybe?

Could it be due to the time zone settings in the profiles???

It's because they all live in their own little worlds.

nah its coz he reads teh date joined date, not the time posted date.. damn n00bs

No I didn't.... i can tell the difference... time joined is up the top, the time posted down the bottom of there section.

I have to agree fully with the title of this thread. _lostkitten savagely attacked me today in McDonald's in front of a crowd of people, and you know what, not one of them tried to help me... sob...

u enjoyed every second of it we all know!

Shush

Woah..... this thread is going again :shock: .... lets swee what new stuff is brought into the discussions now :D