MorB 5 - 12th JULY

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w00t

I'd love to go, but i can't.. namely cos I can't book the farkin thing...

Not Yet... makes sense yer?

/me will have to turn up at this one also :)

Shit man this is a morb!! not your average back creek lan you gotta rock upto this one in style not just "yea might have to turn up" as for me ill be rockin up in a limo have a red carpet rolled out and be wearing the sparkliest dress you ever did see

woooo!! another morb

I'm looking forward to this LAN. THeir has been some good games come out lately and this will be good for it.

Generals
Raven Shield hmm ( 8 players )

I can't wait. :p

ok then CMDR Nuke..

I'll be there!! you will hear a helicopter fly over ther andreson theatre hear a smash from above and ill come down with my computer through the roof with keyboard in one hand and food galore in the other to land perfectly in my seat ready to game like a grunt!

hows that?

mmm. i'm thiking limo is a nicer option...

omfg... sifnt't the match of the LAN..


XP v BliTz, watch the TRUE dod clan pwn (XP ov cause :P)

I prefer the Newbie's entry, the idea of Nuke in a dress is a little frightening...unless it has sequins....

ill see what i can do claw, and why is it before every morb delta gets an idea and its just omg!! xp vs blitz or 0wnZ vs xp, shutup man!!! leave it to the organisers!

I personally will be entering in true covert action style.

Lights out then put in a few flashbangs b4 rushing in yelling "Tango Down" "Area Clear".

*cough* Sks = XP.. erm.. sks = organiser... *cough*


oh... and..

OH MAN! WHERE HAVE YOUR LEGS GONE BL!?!?!

BL thats pretty much my entry cept from above!

lol few flashbangs sound real fun.. if im not in the room.. lol rolling them into a room full of laners is worth anyy amount of money... well have to get a few cameras in there to

Need one of them EMP bombs the yanks have.

That would totally fuck over a lan

yes hide it inside silencers computer and set it of from there

lol... well looks like morb 5 will be a failure the way bl is goin! lol

wtf is the point of that... emp = no more lan

Thats what i was sayin!

Hmmm mabey i should add

/joke/ [text here] /joke/

hahahahahahahahahaha i get it funny BL specially the bit about the /joke/ part hehehehe that'll keep me up all nite

u feeling ok Nuke?

got a redish rash on my balls.. but i just stoped jackin of every hour and it cleared right up why you ask

hope its not contageous

Actually, mine are a bit red today but i think that's cause they were slapping up against the ass of someone's mum whose name I won't mention cause I don't want to embarrass anyone.....especially Delta. :P

poor delta...

0o0o0o0o0o

time to smash some noobs again :)

Hmm gonna have to get some of the original BURHA boys back for a second tour of NAM

bah! fkn ey! all you need to do is get your blitz ladies down here in they skirts and XP will be ready to rumble...

we already have a team comming down :)

oh and... SCREW YOU PHILL :P

That's SCREW YOU PHIL with only 1 L

Thank you . If you're gunna abuse me at least spell my name right DeltA-FoRcEd-Me-To-Have Sex-With-His-Mum!.

sorry, i couldn't help it... :)

hmmm

im bringing my van, so should be able to bring at least 5 people.

Should be a good lan

lol good one phil thats gunna be hard to beat delta

i concede defeat.

i concede defeat.

I rule.
And because you take it so well (just like your mum), I'm gunna give both of you a break for a while and be nice - or at least slightly less abusive.

I guess it's asking too much to make a thread relevant nowadays?

That's partly the reason I am ending the abuse now.
As for Morb 5, I will definitely be there, though I may miss a very large chunk of it if I have to work that night.

So Beefy, are you comming to this one? I think the amount if CS being played is actually becomming less and less with each LAN. Hopefully one day it will finally become a thing of the past
eg:
"Hey, remember when we used to still play CS at LANs?"
"CS? What's that?"
"Shut up noob. Yeah, geez that game wouldn't fucking die!"

yes the abuse stops now and no one ends up finding out that delta lets phils dad nibble on his tubesteake while delta gos to work is his mums muffville
:D
HOOAH!!

So Beefy, are you comming to this one? I think the amount if CS being played is actually becomming less and less with each LAN. Hopefully one day it will finally become a thing of the past
eg:
"Hey, remember when we used to still play CS at LANs?"
"CS? What's that?"
"Shut up noob. Yeah, geez that game wouldn't fucking die!"

CS isn't really an issue anymore. I was gonna go to the latest LANOTD, but couldn't make it. I should be at this one, as the second post in the thread suggests...

I'll be there with bells on...but you'll have to wait until the day to see exactly what the bells are on ;)

they make bells that big? ;)

yeah well, hopefully i can make it...

Yeah I think i may show.

Tis gonna be hard having to lug my massive new monitor around.

BL if that massive new monitor is an LCD... then ur screwed! you will need some type of gravity control.... then u can float it there! wooohooo

i never heard someone complain that their monitor is too bright soo much

PLEASE NOTE DATE CHANGED TO 12th/13th JULY

due to unforseen circumstances (venue unavailable) I have been forced to move the date of M5 back one week.

Sorry for any inconveniances but now is the time to make adjustments if you have time off/holidays etc

ooo luckY! i nearly asked for 5th and 6th off... will ask for those days off next time im at work!

fuck it. I can't go now :-(

Awww.. why not BL?? you will just have to sacrifice what ever it is to go!!!

like fuck DO IT FOR THE FLASHPOINT BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!! dont leave us other commandos to play with the privates

I really wish you wouldn't do that in public!!! sKuLLsHoT you should add a new rule to the MorB T&C stating:
"Anyone found playing with the privates within the premises will be deemed a disgusting little bugger and have their hands coated with deep heat for the remainder of the LAN"

rofl only you would take that statement that way...

thats claw for ya.